NOT THAT KIND OF KAREN

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Tomorrow I'm Getting a Mammogram

Tomorrow I’m getting a mammogram No, breast cancer doesn't run in my family And I haven’t noticed a lump But I write and talk to people...

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How to Be a 40-Something-Year-Old Woman in America

Find and keep a hairstylist to flawlessly cover your grays And someone to trim and paint the nails you’d otherwise pick at and bite...

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Do I Look Like a Fucking People Person?

Those were the words printed onto a black T-shirt, covering a man whose cigarette smoke I smelled before he appeared. And when he did,...

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Happy COVID Birthday to Me

I suppose I should be grateful I’m vaccinated and boosted. I should be thankful I followed my instinct and got a PCR test shortly after...

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